Give me your mum jokes!
One of the greatest tragedies of life is getting to an age where you have to stop the mom jokes IRL because people’s moms start IRL dying.
Mom died 2 years ago. Still get these at work. I take no offense.
Your mum’s so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Wow, that’s brutal!
I had a flatmate at one time who walked past my room, sick his head in the doorway
and said
“Your mother just rang, she said she wishes she aborted you in the 2nd trimester”
Your mommy is so big that the big store called and said “no that’s too big”.
trump called her very bigly tremendous
Trump wasn’t interested in her. Too old
YO MOMMA is so fat, we’re seriously concerned for her health.
What the hell is going on with the scale in this graph?
Please explain.
yo momma so fat
Noted.
Meh, can’t say I’m really nostalgic for fatphobic jokes.
That is an unbelievably sexy woman in the pic, damn.
Sexy, but fat
Sexy and fat
It’s not healthy but it looks good
OP’s mamma is phat.
Gimme a bellybutton I can build a shed in
