I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
If you get down there and really work that clam anyone can please their mother.
I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
this is like that time I told my brother in law “Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything to your sister your dad wouldn’t approve of”.
This is when we were trying for a baby
Just need to apply some cunning linguistics.
What’s interesting, “-lingus” in cunnilingus and “lingua” are actually connected. “Lingua” used to be “dingua” but then mixed with the verb “lingo” (I lick) because, well, tongues do lick.
Also both dingua and lingo are cognates to English toungue and lick.
Anyway sorry for being boring!
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
she always treated me…differently after that.
Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It’s okay!
A big fat cock that the girl was born with is still lesbian.
Speaking as a trans woman, a big fat cock on a trans woman is a rare sight. Estrogen done us dirty like that 😭
i love big fat cocks in my mouth and am still a lesbian lmao
having known a lot of sex workers and lesbians we need, societally, to engage with that some people enjoy giving blowjobs and that this doesn’t invalidate their sexual preference to be with women
RIP your inbox
I’m getting old reddit vibes, back before it turned to shit
Maybe she’s mad at you for girldick erasure
Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.
I am convinced that violet8 is the single most horny poster on Lemmy now… which is fine… because I am entertained by your posts.
Is Violet8 the evolution of Mickey7 ?
Nah, she just has an NSFW humor type of sense of entertainment.
What about perfectly average cocks?
A very rich cock would be perfect.
Rich in flavor?
Can’t please everyone
You can’t win them all
Charlie Sheen has entered the chat
I am bi so the lgbt is no biggie to me but to my parents it is. I have not told them yet
I bet she’s got legs like a bowl of cereal
Soggy?
Damned if you do damned if you don’t
Plot twist: She meant male chickens
Now there are at least THREE definitions of BBC.
Bootable business card
With that pfp I would also doubt their answer
On a scale of 1-yes, how alone are you?
