Why the hell do we call it “coconut water” like it’s some holy, saint-blessed hydration straight from God’s urethra? It’s juice. It comes out of a fucking fruit. If it squirted out of an orange we wouldn’t sit there pretending it’s “orange water.” But no, slap “water” on the label. It’s not magical glacier piss. It’s coconut juice. Stop jerking off the branding like it’s some enlightened nectar for smug wellness cultists.

  • Allah@piefed.worldOP
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    7 hours ago

    squeezing is just pressure applied not in an instant, some can squeeze a coconut until it breaks, many even use machines to squeeze them