I love how OP restricted themselves to only respond in the mentioned phrases and how some have quite the reaction. Got me rolling.
Relax, it’s not that deep
Ok buddy
So be a cunt to someone for no reason pisses them off?
I mean, that is the definition of ragebaiting
I think rage baiting requires some degree of deniability and subterfuge. The “[normal question] if you were athletic?” is a good example. The ones that are just “Shut up short man” are too crass
crass, but also transparently so, which is why they are less effective as ragebait
Nah you got it wrong
Relax, its not that deep.
That’s such a short guy thing to say
‘Things you should say if you want everyone to know you’re rage-baiting shit disturber’.
Return_of_chippy in this thread:
Okay buddy
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED IF I CALLED WOMEN FAT
Huh
You wouldn’t get it
If he’s at the bottom of the dogpile maybe.
Jimmy?
Huh
Ok?
Why though? Isn’t there enough misery and shittiness in the world as is? Why stoke the hostility?
For fun?
You wouldn’t get it.
“How to have a bad personality and gain toxic friends, a guide for neglected children”
I’m actually a little surprised at the reactions in this thread. When I read this, I was thinking of my husband and friends I could casually drop these lines on, and it’s something we’d all laugh about. I guess I just wasn’t thinking of someone using any of these lines sincerely or maliciously, and idk I didnt get the vibe that OP is just a straight cunt that hates men. But I could be totally wrong.
At any rate, somewhere in the thread below, u/wonderingwanderer created an alternate woman ragebait list, and that shit was hilarious as well. My personal favorite was “Act your weight”.
I don’t know chippy, but I don’t get that vibe either. I can tell you that wanderingwonderer is known for throwing a tantrum every time men come up in conversation, so :shrug:
Was act your weight at the bottom of that list? That is fucked up. xD
The number of responses in this thread that sound emotional is making me feel big and strong
rEpEaTiNg WhAt ThEy SaY iN a NeRdY vOiCe
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uhhh probably football or baseball
thanks
huh
…
okay
thanks
ok pal
yeah
yeah
thanks
yeah
thanks
okay
no
Some of these are very tallblist
Huh
- Shuffleboard probably. Or stamp collecting (on the competitive circuit)
- That would be ovaltine, but really I am just a sucker for post-WWII Americana
- hike!
- I just think of off the wall shit to be said, like “Eat a queer fetus for Jesus” or something
- Thankfully, because I panic in a wading pool
- oh, I’m midwestern, pal! Everything really is okay, buddy. Heck, it’s fantabulous!
- As long as it’s not always wrong being hard
- I heard, “Feeling big guys.” Screw it, I’m in.
- Jack Daniels, specifically, and Nyquil (The ol’ Bohemian Cocktail, eh)
- I… never notice, tbh
- I am. Suffering is real.
- I should act 6? That’s some not-okay RP, buddy.
- I did, when it existed on my head. Now I do micro-perms.
Wait. I don’t get it.
bro is 6 cm tall
“Calm down”
Buncha guys on this thread need it saying to them
Quality shitpost, effective ragebait, lolcow audience 👌
“Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about how few fucks I give” is my current goto.
