ESC :q!to get the buttplug outBut I enjoy farting in my coworkers’ general direction
Get one that has a kazoo built in.
10 Habits of Ultra Succesful People:
What kind of rounding has to be done to assume not using the bathroom constitutes 4 to 5 hours daily?!
The same kind that equates horniness with ambition? 🤷🏻
I think the plug saves him 4-5 hours of cranking it in the toilet.
Thanks to modern technology you don’t even have to go to the toilet!
Just get one of these for your desk:
e: Also, you can solve cable routing issue by simply tunneling the cable through your hand:
What a time to be alive
Do you think we ever lived though?
That depends entirely on whether you have something in your butt.
do you not put the poop back in after you take it out?
That is disgusting. You gotta eat it for zero waste. I personally season it with pee powder.
moms urea powder was always the best!
You gotta let it out a little bit and then let it shlurp back up into your poop chute. Back and forth forever
ah yeah, the ole poop-n-slurp!
Ah yes, the sleep n slurp
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Elvis math.
I’m glad to see more Entrapranure posts here, it’s something I really missed when I left Instagram.
One of my favorites
Isn’t that dangerous? Also, that sounds painful.
go to the hospital. they’re used to it.
THAT WASN’T A BUTT PLUG YOU ASSHOLES… IT WAS MY KITCHEN SYNC BUTTON…
