a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agoHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?message-squaremessage-square104linkfedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square104linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEvasiveSpecies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoI might survive the zombies by not going outside like a shut-in but then die from something stupid like accidentally tripping over a rock.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoStep 1: anxiously bite nails. Step 2: infected hangnail. Step 3: Die.
I might survive the zombies by not going outside like a shut-in but then die from something stupid like accidentally tripping over a rock.
Step 1: anxiously bite nails.
Step 2: infected hangnail.
Step 3: Die.