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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Apple fail ✂

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Apple fail ✂

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    The red finger holes may be in separate planes

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      They are old school scissors that have flat handles that dont intersect yep. So it would look like dis:

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        That still wouldn’t help, as you’d crush your fingers with the amount of extra travel they’d need to actually close.

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          I guess youre right ye. Its a bit more but not much

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        Got an explanation for the back blade being inverted?

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          a wizard did it

        • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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          no

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    To support your claim this is an Apple fail:

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    That’s a Mimic.

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    ✂️ 🤔

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    If you spell scissors backwards and with a stutter, you get: srossici sici sics… Where we really this blind? Anyways, illuminati confirmed

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    They’ve been lying to us the whole time!

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    If you recognize these things as scissors the emoji can’t really be called a fail in all fairness.

    Whoever felt any sort of smug for this has a mental illness.

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      Sir, this is a shitpost

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      First sentence: fair point

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