yes, for the love of god…

Samsies but sorry OP I took it back. This feels like a good candidate for ±0 and 100+ comments lol

Dammit Genie it doesn’t work without shame Dx

Just dont drop your friends keys into the black hole under the seat ☝️ And definetly dont crawl in after them 🙂‍↔️

Killing Jon Irenicus for me but to each their own.

Quality shitposts sir

Time is money here in the states. I can’t pay rent for an apartment full of my stuff if I’m traveling and not working. To go away for one week I need at least 2 weeks of pay saved up. I’ve had the privilege of traveling before and am saving for another time in the future but the fact I can save at all is because of a series of lucky breaks.

Also I have terrible credit so no one will ever give me a cc that isn’t a horrible deal (400ish) and if something goes wrong and I’m stranded what then? I know I’m not alone in this.

Downside of the cost of living and size of the country. You actually are very lucky if you can travel.

These things are real and tend to snowball. Along the lines of “if you go looking for trouble you’ll find it” but not quite. I think this is what people have called a thinning of the veil. Magic thrives in uncertainty, like a fading sense of deja Vu you cannot interrogate. But it is there if you think it is there. Find yourself a dark corner of the world and look at it with the corner of you eye. Convince yourself something is there then decide it isn’t. And the something that might have been will growl in frustration.

When I was in jail a cop walked up and down the run loudly anouncing he could treat us however he wanted and it would be justified because “we are guilty until proven innocent”. Fucking coward just paled and quickened his pace when we all laughed at him. My lawyer laughed in my face when I honestly answered her questions about my religious views and I was never given even a public defender only an assistant public defender who didn’t even bring up I did not match the physical description (yes I did it but wrong ethnicity dramatically wrong height, 10 years off age and found at location hours later), or manage to get the body cam footage of the cops saying “idk we’ll figure something out” when I was detained and I asked what I was charged with. Id doesn’t matter what the rules are on paper if no one is expected to follow them. And the rules they make sure to follow are fucked. If you are suicidal then you are stripped naked, given a apron like the lead ones at the dentist and locked in solitary with a glass wall and no blankets or books or mattress for the first 24 hours. I kept myself blindfolded trying to induce hallucinations. There is no justice here nor will there ever be.

Could you actually make it auto extract if scanned?

On a related note. Wouldn’t it be neat to get a qr code tattoo linking to a self hosted url with a single file named “I am a zip bomb do not open me”? “Sorry Officer I cannot speak about the content of that file without first speaking to my lawyer” I bet a lotta cops would just open it. And awww shoot that’s a cops dumb dumb not an act of cyber -terrorism.

Planet

Honestly, I’m just confused.

Same story here OP Im currently stuck with an oem locked device think ill just buy a used one from ebay this time that someone already did the hard part on. This was an expensive fuck up I cant do again.