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Someone told me that horse really drowned and I believed it for like 20 years. 😡

Why would you do this, op…

I’m in between the two. Organized, but all my coffee cups are different. And my cabinets stay closed.

You gotta wear platform boots with them.

Who are these lunatics?

Preaching to the choir. Every time people send me Facebook crap they seem aghast I don’t use it and won’t look at it. Happily banned.

Same reason I don’t let my foot hang out from the covers. Also that icky thunk thunk.

Angry engagement bait! Who actually talks like that? I need to meet these women. For behavior science.

Bowl of pickles and flavor blasted goldfish. I’m not above it.

Yeah it took me a couple rounds to get the feet of snow off my car. Hope I can get out tomorrow for work. I don’t super mind but I wish I could take another day off to give the plow guys more time to clear things.

May that kind of love never find me again.

Joe, your clam would be positively on fire with both physical and mental discomfort and your next piss would be like the fire of a thousand suns. Your butthole would probably get used to it, though. Be a little itchy depending on the laundry soap I guess.

I remember that many people spend more time here than I do, and are more invested in all things internet, and have a somewhat different lens of viewing social interactions.

I also don’t argue back and forth.

I don’t read other people’s arguments.

I have historically allowed people to assume I’m a guy across games and platforms. I don’t give a shit really, unless it is important to the context of the conversation. So I guess I’m somewhat breaking that rule on the fediverse…however it if I get misgendered I don’t correct it.

Went to work at the same big box as mom as a teenager (15) for extra cash. Mom started having an obvious affair right in front of me. Well it wasn’t super obvious (I later learned I was good at observing behavior), but I told Dad. After that she no longer hid her hate for me, blamed me, etc. It was stressful to say the least. I ran away and stayed at a friend/old neighbors house for several months, because dad was a cream puff and it destroyed him, he couldn’t raise anything at that time. I tried going back at 16-17 but the rules were oppressive after living essentially on my own and working, and mom and her boyfriend hated me, so I found a older boyfriend to live with and never returned “home” as I felt like I was basically an adult. 🤦‍♀️

*15-16ish.

They have entire ass conversations that are just ads and it’s the most annoying shit. I barely go there. Just for my state sub and metalcore.