

It’s reddit talk for jerk me off


It’s reddit talk for jerk me off


We got em!!! We got em on war crimes this time! It’s over, woohoo!
Every fucking day


YTA, set her free. She deserves to explore herself and rack up a body count in the triple digits before being owned by a man
Got my shit together just in time to watch the world go to shit. Life’s great paradox.
Lead poisoning from car exhaust when leaded gasoline was the only option. They all suffer from main character syndrome and do not believe the world exists without them.
What are the white spots?


Boomers can’t do math and if they could they’d be very disappointed


The answer is Russian bias


I’m a jif man myself


Camels, golden receivers
edit: retrievers


Desert Storm, but outside of that they’ve all been unsuccessful.


When it comes to niche kitchen gadgets the vast majority get a pass, but a cheap egg cooker is well worth the space it takes up. You can do soft/medium/hard boiled and they peel much easier. Also a really healthy snack for your pups.
Boomers man, the lead that made them retarded kills the cancers they created


If I could be a bumblebee for 12 seconds I’d do it
So glad I gave this shit up 17 years ago and have dozens of other problems that only alcohol can solve


Don’t be afraid, add to the chaos and confuse the lemmings
I just used the voice feature in my truck to enter an address for Google maps like always, it came up as Gemini with a long speech. I repeated the address, it asked me if I wanted the location in my home city or one in a city over 400 miles away. Regression with exponential cost.