bend a paperclip to have a hook on the end, use it to pull the loop through

or just tape the loop to the paperclip

there were frequent bomb threats at my high school in the 90s, everyone called it bombstock because everyone was shuffled outside and people started playing guitars and moshing

great name for a grindcore/death metal band

also, the continuous path from our mouth to our butthole is a glorified twisty straw

a reorganization that remaining developers are reportedly convinced will cause irreparable damage to some of the company’s most valuable brands.

if by “damage” they mean reduced quality: LOL

how many years has it been since microsoft prioritized quality? ever?

didn’t the other como brother turn out to be a shitheel too? or is this just actual politicians

what’s even more fucked up than being a crack-smoking pedophile is voting for a crack-smoking pedophile just to own the libs

if i notice myself trying to convince myself that i’m fine to drive, i don’t drive

WELL DOUBLE DUMBASS ON YOU

i love having leftover spaghetti. keep the pasta separate from sauce, put it in a tupperware, add some olive oil, shake to coat, and the pasta stays soft and not sticky. i’ve heard that you shouldn’t do the olive oil thing but i don’t care

Trump’s Freedom 250 stage falls apart while dancers rehearse on it — with one piece narrowly missing a performer

either he funneled a ton of money to friends/family, or to the lowest bidder. either way, if you’re little people, then you’re literally risking your life getting involved in a gig having anything to do with trump

that’s the joke…

“we are here today doing what we do because boredom has guided us toward greater and greater challenges and bigger and more complex brains”

i’m no evolutionary psychologist, but come on… humans evolved bigger brains because we were bored? and yet no other species in the history of the planet has been “bored” enough to evolve intelligence?

i mean i 100% agree, but if the choice is between biden and trump…

granted, i would vote for a moldy discarded scone from starbucks in the trash rather than trump

how would they offer to “lend” a game on PC?

everyone would be in better shape health-wise.

but also billionaires would lose money, which is why it’ll never happen as things are now

also thought mullvad was legit. also want to know if there’s any alternative

rich corrupt fascligarchs couldn’t care less about your kids’ education, let alone "too much screen time. they need manual laborers from the peasant class, they don’t need a generation of educated adults who have the capacity to form their own opinions regardless of what they’re told to believe

so the answer is simple: label access to information as evil, and then eliminate said access

who would have ever guessed that president grab’em by the pussy rapes underaged girls…

so…a dollar?