Yeah the handles will last decades

Oh fuck that’s weird

Huh. I’ve heard you can lose a lot of blood in a… oh wait he meant that as a bad thing. Oops.

Wait but isn’t the gut a pretty okay place?

I guess that’s fair.

What did he do wrong? Except I guess not giving most of his money to people who need it more

Fair point

Except Gabe Newell*

My man

Wasn’t there a study that shows why now?

“Excessive” sexual abuse

It would probably make for younger world leaders too

For a second I thought this was real

No no, he’s got a point

… maybe look at how many your comment has then?

I’m all for hating the US, but I’m not all for using GenAI in doing so.

I literally looked it up and it said “sexual feelings towards children.”

I’m happy to say I’m far left

I’ve heard one major thing that really keeps me from switching, and that’s the multiplayer games thing. I like to play multiplayer games, but I’ve heard there’s something happening with Linux and some types of anti-cheat

Hey I’m not neurotypical either. I have ADHD and a bunch of other stuff. But I feel like it’s probably not physically healthy to consistently do that kind of thing. Especially if it’s consistent in its inconsistency.